1. -You find a beautiful one, the brain pocket is empty.
  2. -You find a brilliant one, she looks too serious.
  3. -You find a rich one, she is disrespectful.
  4. -You find a hard-working one, she never has time for you.
  5. -You find a serious one, her EX keeps calling.
  6. -You find a humble one, she is a B#@$%.
  7. -You find a responsible one, She is not romantic.
  8. -You find an educated one, She thinks she is always right.
  9. -You find an illiterate one, she always gets angry whenever you correct her.
  10. -You find a smart one, she lies every time.