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27 Things Women Do In Bed That Men Hate


Our post on what men do in bed that women hate divided opinion, without a doubt. But it’s not only women who have issues with their partner’s performance in the sack. We asked Facebook what girls do that guys hate. Here’s what they said:
1. ‘Biting, in a bad way. When giving blo_w jo_bs, please keep your teeth away from my pen_is. It is not a meal.’
2. ‘When you change into hideous “comfy” pyjamas as soon as the se_x is over, especially if they resemble your late grandmother’s curtains.’
3. ‘If, as soon as you take off your under_wear, the room smells like a fish market – at that point it is my legal right to wind things up.’
4. ‘Banning me from se_x if you come up with the idea to spice things up by watching po_rn together, then you get pissed off because I get a hard-on from watching it.’
5. ‘When you watch TV over our shoulder. Not cool.’
6. ‘Two words: Vice grip. The objective isn’t to pull the damn thing off.’
7. ‘Whatever your friends tell you or what you may read on the internet, you should ask before you try to slip a finger up a man’s a***. We may not appreciate it.’
8. ‘Being slapped in the face during se_x. Do not try to break my jaw. It hurts. A lot.’
9. ‘When you stop making an effort with your under_wear. I don’t want to see your granny pants on a daily basis.’
10. ‘If you’re a squi_rter, please warn us first. It can be quite the surprise and spare bed clothes should be prepared.’
11. ‘When you’re not respectful of flatmates when I bring you back home. Nothing’s more embarrassing than a girl screaming like she’s being murdered then having to face everyone afterwards.’
12. ‘Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but sometimes you just take it too far.’
13. ‘Riling me up with the filthiest of dirty talk beforehand, only to then lay there like a corpse. Talk is cheap.’
14. ‘Going way over the top with noises – I once received a noise complaint, it’s thoroughly embarrassing.’
15. ‘When you do a dead starfish. Please don’t just lie there and do nothing, it’s the least se_xy thing ever.’
16. ‘When we want to have se_x and you say you’re too tired. That makes us very sad.’
17. ‘When you fall asleep halfway through. Mortifying.’
18. ‘When you give us a blo_w jo_b and then run off to spit everything out the moment we’ve finished. Come on, be a bit more discreet.’
19. ‘Sometimes after we’ve had se_x we just want to go to sleep. Please don’t get annoyed when we don’t want to stay up and talk.’
20. ‘When you ask 100 questions, especially after se_x. Please don’t ask, “How was that for you?” Not ever.’
23. ‘When you take it really personally when we can’t org_asm. Especially when you say, “Was it something I did?”‘
24. ‘Bringing up your ex before/during/after. Just no.’
25. ‘When you start running/waddling out of the room immediately after to “clean up”.’
26. ‘When you go into your friend’s room straight afterwards to have a good gossip about the encounter while I am still in the house. Errr…
Khabza Mkhize

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