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31 Reasons why Vib_rators Are Better Than Men


With the whirlwind speed that has become the 21st century lifestyle, relationships and intimacy are not as rigid as they used to be. Most women have tuned to vib_rators for different reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with whether they’re single or not.
The debate between real men vs vibrators is fierce so we here we decided to get the pro- vibrator group and have them speak up on all the reasons why a vibrator is way better.

Vib_rators are better than men because …

  1. A vib_rator doesn’t have an org_asm first and then just stop “vibrating. ”
  2. Vib_rators are never too busy watching the game on tv
  3. Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
  4. When we’re done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not
  5. hear from them until we’re ready.
  6. It’s happy to keep going until we’re satisfied.
  7. We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a sl_ut.
  8. Position is your choice, not his.
  9. It always is hard.
  10. It doesn’t leave a mess behind.
  11. You don’t have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
  12. It doesn’t care that you gained 10 lbs.
  13. It doesn’t fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
  14. You don’t have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
  15. They don’t get tired after the first time
  16. They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
  17. Vib_rators are better then men because in the morning you don’t have to fix it breakfast.
  18. Safe se_x without a rubber
  19. A couple batteries and you don’t have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
  20. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vib_rator can keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and coming!) Lol
  21. Vib_rators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!
  22. They don’t burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
  23. You don’t have to dress up for your vib_rator.
  24. You can show it off to your friends.
  25. They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one
  26. It doesn’t leave a wet spot.
  27. It doesn’t have a mother!!
  28. It doesn’t require “a little lip action” to get hard.
  29. You know exactly where it’s been.
  30. Vib_rators don’t care if you get crumbs in thebed.
  31. They never come before you do

Source: Online
Khabza Mkhize

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