11. Mixed Messages

This is just supposed to be good, wholesome family entertainment right. She’s got the giant stuffed whatever-that-is hoisted over her shoulders, and it looks like she’s getting ready for a nice snugly bed time. But, that’s not what’s happening in this picture. That’s not what’s happening at all. Because the thing that’s right in our face is that camel toe, and, try as we might, we just can’t look away from it. It’s like a car wreck. A very sexy car wreck…